5. The Substance – A modern day reimagining of, The Picture of Dorian Gray, mixed in a blender with Re-Animator and a Cronenberg body-horror, may be the closest thing you can get to describing The Substance. However, such comparisons do a disservice to The Substance’s audacious originality, a story that always remains focussed on its allegory for addiction and the unjust beauty standards perpetuated by mass media. The outward battle between Elisabeth (Demi Moore)and Sue (Margaret Qualley) is indicative of the internal hatred we have of our own bodies and appearances at times, while the body-horror elements take those feelings to the extreme. Yet, what has not been credited enough is the film’s dark, over the top humour, that make for some of the funniest moments you will see in a 2024 film. This is a hyper-realised world, one in which its absurdity cleverly makes clear the ridiculousness of our own reality and standards. Over the top, grotesque, hilarious, tragic, and filled to the brim with enough visual odes to Kubrick, Cronenberg, Cinderella, and Psycho to satisfy any film buff. The Substance is a real treasure to behold, but perhaps not for the faintest of hearts.